….Whatever

So…you may know that I’m a die-hard Martha fan? No? Oh, well, yea…I love Martha. I love her {and by “her” I mean the entire company including her employees, because, come on…obviously she doesn’t come up with all those awesome ideas herself and obviously she can’t execute every single craft segment alone, cook every meal, or put together every single issue of the mag all by her lonesome} I love her crafts. I love her recipes. I love her show. I’m definitely a big ole Martha fan. Now you know.

I was so excited for the premiere of the new season on Monday. I even called home to Michigan to have the fam TIVO the premiere so I good see it when I got home {thought the Fine Living Network had dropped the nighttime replay, but they didn’t-Yay!}. Anyway, I was so disappointed with the start of the new season. Loved seeing her farm but was less than impressed with the cooking/grilling segments. Her guests {all guys} were pretty boring 🙁

I was also looking forward to Martha’s daughter, Alexis’ new show, Whatever, Martha! {sigh} I can’t believe Martha herself created and produced the show. It was a half-hour Martha bashing. I felt like a traitor watching it. Even more so as I laughed at Alexis’ and Jennifer’s comments. Yes, Martha did dress questionably. Yes, her posed stance was silly, but, hey…she’s Martha-freakin Stewart. Domestic Goddess. Professional Housekeeper. Never mind that she has more money than God {never quite understood that saying, but I’m using it for emphasis}. You have to admit that making money on homemaking is genius. If only I could figure out how to make the mula on window washing without actually having to wash the windows}.

I think Alexis’ and Jennifer are hilarious. I read their blogs now and then and I’d love to subscribe to Sirius to listen to their show {along with the rest of the Martha channel}.

So, I’ll probably watch the new show. And I’ll probably laugh at the girls and their remarks. But I won’t like it. Much. And, of course, I’ll still love Martha.