…Friday Five

Five reasons why living in Tornado Alley isn’t so bad:

1. It’s a good excuse for Thom to throw his body on top of mine in order to “protect” me.

2. The wind brings the garbage cans back up to the house, eliminating the need to walk to the end of the driveway.

3. Windblown hair is sexy.

4. Excellent gas mileage while driving….unless you’re driving into it {but since I should turn around and drive the other way in case a tornado is coming at me– at least the wind will help push me along}

5. Tornadoes keep me feeling alive and energized by making my body produce extra adrenaline….unless, of course, it kills me and then I’d just be dead. hmmmmm.

{Thom actually came up with #5…said to me while driving home from WalMart. While were were there the building actually trembled from thunder}