…I’m sure you’re wondering what exactly was so funny at just after 12 midnight this morning/last night, that kept me laughing for 23 minutes and 7 seconds. I’m sure you were kept awake by my girlish giggling as the space between your floor and the ceiling in my bedroom is relatively thin and I can hear everything that goes on in your bedroom late at night, in the early mornings, and sometimes right in the middle of the afternoon. And, yes…I can assure you that “she” likes it…as you so pleadingly ask over, and over, and over again. But I digress…this is about me, not you and your extracurricular activities.
Ahhh..yes…what had me giggling last night at midnight? It was, as is typical, a conversation with Thom. In just 23 minutes we talked about the following subjects, which some might find a bit peculiar and probably downright scary. But to him and I, it’s a normal, everyday kind of talk…and is always enlightening, entertaining, and eye-opening.
Subject matter for 2…best when overheard at Midnight or later:
Turkey genitalia
Mortuary Museums
Germiphobia
Flu shots
Menstruation Museums
Toe fungus
Thanksgiving dinner
Now, dear neighbor, I’m positive these were not the only things making me chuckle, as I have a terrible memory, and the laughing sometimes makes me dizzy with glee and I sometimes have to gulp for air. But…it was only a 23 minute phone conversation–much shorter than usual, so I’m hoping that you were able to rest at some point.
Sometime, in the very near future I’m hoping you’ll be better able to follow along in the conversation, as you’ll be able to hear both sides of the conversation…or at the very least…you’ll be able to tell exactly how much I like it.
Yours, most humbly,
g ♥
Lmao..Your too good..and too funny..
Yes I am as Random as someone can be and still not be under some sort of observation..lol
I am SO glad you get me and my warped sense of humor..lol
And it will be My Extreme Pleasure to give the neighbors something to listen to for a change.
And really..who is going to talk to you about “Turkey Genitalia” but me? 🙂
I just Adore You GinaBabe.. :*
Okay… If I lived there, I would have so much fun with the neighbor. Doesn’t it seem that some of the best talks are late at night? Your thom sounds like he has quite a sense of humor to be discussing turkey genitalia… please please tell me it was not mixed with what your preparing for Thanksgiving dinner! ROFL…
S
Oh lordy! I wasn’t even on the phone but the idea of turkey genitalia and menstruation museums has me dying of laughter!!
As for your neighbors….the next time he keeps asking “if she likes it” just yell “YESSS! She does and I do too!!” LOL
Stacy…yep…he has quite the sense of humor..and I think he likes to make me giggle…almost 32 and I’m still giggling like a teenager.
Xaviera…I’ve SO wanted to shout something out..but I’m way too shy..lol